PURPLE PANTS CLUB, YOU GUYS
also, high fructose corn syrup is the breakfast of champions. just kidding, fructose as a substrate for glycolysis bypasses regulation by phosphofructokinase as it is converted to either fructose-1-phosphate, dihydroxyacetone, or glyceraldehyde-3-phosphate (depending on where it is and what enzymes are available!).
but whatever, candy is delicious. time to go to the lab.
STAYING UP ALL NIGHT DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO LOOK LIKE YOU STAYED UP ALL NIGHT.
aqueous extraction was a shit show, man