green pants, navy sweater, grey silk blouse. in other news, it’s cold as fuck. what’s the deal? it’s going to be cold and shitty all week! pink neon pants tomorrow. i hope the world is ready.

related news: my term paper (a lab report) is dragging. it’s already a million pages and i’m scared i’m mixing tenses or some silly shit. do i include all this useless information? i feel like i should write to a target audience of idiots, since i’m pretty much required to include the “why” for… well, every step of the project. why did i do an oxidase test? uh, i dunno, i didn’t want to go make my own fluid thioglycollate medium? ugh. really? list the reagents?

hint: no

/bi-weekly bitch fest